Post your Favotire Movie Quotes. They can be funny, gorey or so stupid you have to love them!

"Whoses Baby is this?!" "I don't know. Check the Collor or something."~The Hangover

"I'm going to teabag your drumset!"~Step Brothers

"Are those freaking sharks with freaking lazer beams attached to their freaking heads?!"~Austin Powers:Goldmember

"You must bring us a shrubery"~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Frodo?"~Lord of the Rings the Fellowship of the Rings

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

"My Precious" ~Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Well. Now that we see that your force is as big as mine."~Spaceballs

"Well Exusseee Me Princess" ~The Legend of Zelda TV Series

Oh please no. Anything but that XD



"How is a raven like a writing desk?"

"I haven't the slightest idea."

I love that movie....

"One Ring to Rule them, One Ring to Find Them, and One Ring to in the Darkness Bind Them"~LoTR

"Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...you have no power over me"~Laybrinth!!

"We all know that dinosaurs' brains are the size of walnuts"

"What's that?"

"A Walnut"


~Land of the Lost

"I found a bow and learned to shoot,
I found a horn and learned to toot,
now i can shoot and toot,
ain't that cute."
Court jester


"Thou art mad indeed, if you be no better in you wits then a fool."

"No, sir, I am not her fool, she'll have no folly till he be married,
And fools are like husband, as piltchers are to herrings,
the husband the bigger, I am indeed not her fool, but her corrupter of words."
Feste the clown in Shakespeare's Twelfth night (I Played this character.)

"Fly you fools"

*drops*

"GANDALF!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"~Star Wars

"Luke I am your Father"

Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.


King Roderick I: What are you loo-loo-looing about?
Hubert Hawkins: Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, Sire, I'm willow-willow-wailing.
King Roderick I: All right, all right. Willow away, willow away.


Captain of the Guard: [Hawkins is being tested for Knighthood] He must scale a wall in full armor.
[Hawkins is tossed over the wall]
Captain of the Guard: Candidate passes!
[later]
Captain of the Guard: He must bring down a hawk in full flight.
[a hawk with an arrow is tossed on the ground]
Captain of the Guard: Candidate passes.
Hawkins: But I didn't even shoo...
Captain of the Guard: [shouts] Candidate passes!
[later]
Captain of the Guard: He must capture a wild boar with his bare hands.
[a piglet comes out of a chute followed by sound effects of splashing in the mud]
Captain of the Guard: He passes!


~ Court Jester

Gotta love that movie


Gollum: Shire! Baggins!

~LoTR

"Why, some are born great,
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them."
Feste the clown
Twelfth Night
Shakespear

"You must chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring!"

~Monty Python

"With the right advertisement, this thing could be bigger then hula hoops."

~Little shop of Horrors