You guys may have played this game before. I'll explain it anyway. Basically, you try to take the peanut from the person who has it at the moment. Think outside the box, don't just shoot the person with the peanut, run them over with a Landmaster. I'll start:

*Grabs the peanut off the ground and runs like heck.*

The peanut is indestructible btw.

*hurls c4*

*grabs peanut*

HAHA

Flies away in a Iron Man Suit

*pulls FDL back to earth with giant magnet*

*grabs peanut*

*straps him to giant missile headed for the White House*

*drives off in Lamborghini*

HAHAHA

*Un Velcro's himself*

*drops a bombchu right behind the Lamborghini*

BOOM

*grabs peanut* *eats peanut*

*peanut gives FDL explosive diarrhea*

BOOM

*grabs peanut (with gloved hands, mind you)*

*drills underground and seals up entrance hole*

*Sets off c4 that his stomach embeded into the peanut*

*catches peanut*

*gives peanut to Chuck Norris*

Please protect this.

ShadowCrow used Confusion!

Chuck Norris is now confused!

Chuck Norris hurt himself in his confusion!

ShadowCrow grabs peanut!

Got away safely!

*throws ninjas*

*Ninjas attack*

Grabs peanut and go into lockdown.

*Walks through wall and hits the back of your head.*

*Takes the peanut and hides it in Crunchy Peanut Butter jar*

*Hightailes it out of there into the future with a Dolorian*

*takes peanut magnet to bring the peanut to him*

*Hides peanut in a secret room filled with Chuck Norris*

(you don't know how hard it is to steal a peanut from Chuck Norris XD)

Uses Lens of Truth

Bombs room

Takes peanut

Shoves peanut into a staple gun

*takes sub machine gun*

*walks into the Peanut Romm*

*grabs the real peanut*

*hides in a small closet with a swivel turret*

*uses alchemey to create a door and turn the swivel turrent into a statue*

*Kicks FDL in the ballz and takes peanut*

*Ducktapes peanut to Navi and tells her to never stop talking*

*pulls brain-covered spoon out of ear*

*whacks navi with spoon*

*navi dies*

*takes peanut*

*gives peanut to God*

*sicks atheists on God and grabs peanut while distracted*

*opens the sacred relem and ducktapes peanut to the back of the triforce and closes the gate*

*Walks on to front porch*
*Grab peanut walks inside*

*Puts peanut in bottle of potion*

*drives warthog through front door*
*Drinks potion and takes Peanut*
*Beams self onto the Star Ship Enterprise and flys off at warp 7*

*gets in Iron Man suit*

*flys*

*grabs peanut*

*reincarnates peanut into random citizen*

Sniffs out peanut-man.

Eats his face.

Peanut-man turns into a peanut.

Takes peanut and rides on a motorcycle (shadow the hedgehog style!).

*takes real peanut*

*runs* *grabs gun to protect self*

*Uses the Matrix and evades your bullets while taking the Peanut*

*Gives the Peanut to Justin Beiler*

FOR THE METAL MILITIA!!

*smashes an electric guitar over Justin Bieber's head*

*takes peanut, spits, and washes any blood off*

*gets away in a bus*

*explodes bus*

*smashes peanut into tiny pieces*

MWUHAHAHA!!!!! PAIN AND SUFFERING!

*Peanut re-spawns*

*Puts peanut in space*

Fox sees peanut and tries to take it

Wolf: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STARFOX! *grabs peanut* *gives it to SC*

YAY I haz a peanut!

*virtualizes peanut*