THE ADVENTURES OF THE MAGIC COCONUT!!!!!

One day, a magic pineapple came to Bob the coconut. She gave him magic powers. She sent him off on a quest to save the juiciest plum in the forest. Her name had Sally. Sally was being held hostage by the evil monkey, Charlie. Bob left his house and went out into the forest of magic flowers. Once in the forest of flowers, he found some evil pears blocking the entrance to the cornucopia temple. 'very suspicious,' he though. So he killed them by shooting hot lava onto them and then baking them into a nice pear pie. After that he proceeded into the cornucopia temple

After entering the temple Bob was ambushed by a bunch of random cuccos. After being pecked to near death Bob Crawled to a pot and smashed it to find a heart. With full health Bob continued. Bob sees a treasure chest up on a ledge. Bob then stood up to the ledge and used Earth Magic to raise him up. In the chest was a item. The pokedex. With this Bob could identify all of the Enemies he encountered. With this new found tool Bob identified a enemy called a Paco. POKEDEX: A Paco is a Monster Enemy that can due high damage if it attacks you. Bob then knew he had to find a Dungeon Map, A compass and a random item to get to the boss. Hoping the boss room wasn't locked he continued.

Cornucopia Temple (cont.)

With his pokedex in hand, he slayed the pacos with his amazing fire magic. He then then walked into a door where he saw three more doors (stupid maze thing), two were locked so he traveled through the first door, inside there were some black peanut looking things with swords. He whipeed out his pokedex to find out they sere Dark-nuts. POKEDEX: Dark-nut, the evil peanut monster. These are normally found in dark places and are very weak in light. So Bob used his fire magic to light the 1,000,000 lanterns, fireplaces, fire post, ect. the dark-nuts started screaming and having seizures on the ground. Bob saw a sword to his side, so he took the sword and slashed through the enemies. He opened the chest and found a small key and the dungeon map. He left and opened the seconfd door with the small key he had found. Inside was nothing but a chest, he opened it and found thecompass and the BOSS KEY!!!!!!! So he went to the final room and went to battle the boss.

slice of dark chocolate cheesecake,
DARK CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE MONSTER THINGYMABOBBER

In the boss room it was dark. So Bob lit a fire. Once the rooms 10,000,000 torches were lit. There was a shadow on the floor. Bob ran away from it. Then a giant cucco dropped. POKEDEX: Giant Cucco, this huge beast will kill so very easily. It like the light, and is nearly invincible. Bob then tried everything and was very low on heath and nothing has worked. Then he remembered his sword and slashed at the Giant Cucco 5 times. Then came a army of Giant Cuccos flying in formation. They all hit him. GAME OVER. Bob then remembered he didn't save. Uh oh.

Bob then appeared at the title screen.

but then, all of a sudden, a fairy came from behind the logo and said, "Bob, you can't die you moron, you have to save the plum!!! now git up before i have to grill you!" So Bob got up and pressed the continue button...


Bob appeared behind a pillar. The Giant Cuccoo hadn't noticed him yet, so Bob stayed behgid the pillar watching the Cuccoo (who went for a coffee break at the nearest Starbucks (( dang, those things are everywhere)) ). From the delicious coffee, the cucco got tired and drowsily but continued to stay alert.
so taking advantage of the drowsiness, Bob picked up his pokedex and threw it at the cucco. And it just happened that at that very moment, the cuccoo was yawning, so the pokedex went into it's throught and it choked and died loosing all its hearts instantly. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3. SO BOB WENT AND COLLECTED HIS SODA CONTAINER, GIVING HIM ANOTHER SODA (HIS HEALTH) AND HE LEFT THE TEMPLE...

Bob then got a secret message from a random old man.

"Blachbla dislikes Spanish."

With this random info Bob continued.